me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem
me: ive tried EVERYTHING
posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 322,205 notes   

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meladoodle:

you had me at “i’m a millionaire”

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 70,233 notes   

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grandestrology:

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 42,718 notes   

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Thingies to remember

painhtbud:

-small boobs are ok🌼
-big boobs are ok🌼
-medium boobs are okay🌼
-pizza is yum, eat some🌼
-you look really cute today🌼
-drink ur water🌼
-smile because ur beautiful🌼
-you are gr8🌼
-you
-are
-gr8🌼

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 15,653 notes   

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whosyourdaddyashton:

how to be my boyfriend:

  • be a member of 5 Seconds of Summer
posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 382 notes   

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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

sixpathsofass:

No one will reblog this from me. 

So MMANY REBLOGREBLOGS IM CRYING THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 1,537,736 notes   

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kanrose:

kanrose:

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer
never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 369,613 notes   

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 562,117 notes   

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worldfam0us:

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 415,201 notes   

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Anonymous - My boyfriend just told me that he wouldn't want to be with me if I got a nose piercing, he thinks they're ugly so he told me to choose between him and getting piercings, and that if I loved him I'd choose him, but if he loved me he wouldn't beat me down like this?

extrasad -

So when u get ur nose pierced make sure to clean it with non iodized sea salt and distilled water

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 372,158 notes   

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slytherin-stud:

blinkpen:

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 701,207 notes   

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elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 1,193,102 notes   

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famousest:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

posted 7 years ago / 24 Jul 2015 with 7,854 notes   

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