you had me at “i’m a millionaire”
I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
-small boobs are ok🌼
-big boobs are ok🌼
-medium boobs are okay🌼
-pizza is yum, eat some🌼
-you look really cute today🌼
-drink ur water🌼
-smile because ur beautiful🌼
-you are gr8🌼
-you
-are
-gr8🌼
how to be my boyfriend:
- be a member of 5 Seconds of Summer
No one will reblog this from me.
So MMANY REBLOGREBLOGS IM CRYING THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY
STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer
never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sickI got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.
So when u get ur nose pierced make sure to clean it with non iodized sea salt and distilled water
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
its hard to be attractive when youre not